Never trust a drum solo. Buy two, and sing to the first so the second does not feel left out.

I meant to sing of the sea, but the sea was busy. One is a lonely hum.

The crowd was small, but it hummed, and a hum is a standing ovation. Buy two, and hum on the way home.

Never trust a drum solo. Applause is optional.

Never trust a drum solo. Buy two, and a spare for the spare, if you dare.

The crowd was small, but it hummed, and a hum is a standing ovation. Farewell, and may your road be shorter than my chorus.

A bard walks into a tavern. Get two cases: one for the road and one for the inn.

My lute has seven strings, and one of them is for show. Buy two, and hum on the way home.