Every song needs a chorus, and every chorus needs a person to hum along. Buy two, and sing to the first so the second does not feel left out.

I meant to sing of the sea, but the sea was busy. Two for the lute and two for the hat.

The road is long, the hat is wide, and the rhymes are mostly nouns. Buy two, and a spare for the spare, if you dare.

The road is long, the hat is wide, and the rhymes are mostly nouns. Get two bottles: one for the road and one for the inn.

The crowd was small, but it hummed, and a hum is a standing ovation. Buy two, and name the second one after a tavern.

The road is long, the hat is wide, and the rhymes are mostly nouns. Buy two, and hum on the way home.

I rhyme when cornered, and I am cornered quite often. Buy two, and name the second one after a tavern.

My lute has seven strings, and one of them is for show. Applause is optional.